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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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"Oh, what a plot twist! 🤣 Who needs to fit in when you can stand out in the most unexpected way? 🕺🏻 Age is just a number, after all! ⏳😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, gender, girls, humor, identity, man, old, self-deprecation, year on Jan 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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