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  • Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.
  • I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.
  • The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.
  • I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.
  • Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.
  • The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.