Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.
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"Be the friend who makes Count Dracula consider bringing out his coffin for a night on the town whenever your name comes up in conversation. 🧛‍♂️💀 #FriendshipGoals #SpookyVibes"

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