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  • Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.
  • I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.
  • Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?
  • If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.
  • I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.
  • Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.