I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs FOMO when you can have FOMOCHO (Fear Of Missing Out on Classic References)? ๐๐ Embrace the literary journey, one metaphor at a time! ๐๐ #ClassicReaderGoals" Related Funny Posts ๐ค If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I canโt read anything. No, you donโt understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend. I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes. The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.