My recliner and I go way back.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.