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  • The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.
  • When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.
  • I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.
  • Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?
  • Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.
  • “Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.