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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.