If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot. Commentary:"Seems like E.T. missed out on a slam dunk opportunity there! 🏀👽 Just imagine the out-of-this-world alley-oops he could've pulled off! 🌌🤣 #BasketballBuddy" Related Funny Posts 🤝 In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”. Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye. One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot. 1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on. Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.