Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you….

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That's how delusions work.

Commentary:
🤣 “Oh sure, your crush is definitely going to leave their spouse for you, just like rainbows are made of cotton candy and unicorns pay taxes! 🌈🦄 That’s how delusions work, my friend. Embrace the fantasy, but maybe keep a grip on reality too!” 😅

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