Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.