I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.
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🍷💄 When Dry January hits differently… It's all fun and games until you realize your lips and skin are the only ones sticking to the resolution! 😂💋 #DryJanuaryGoneWrong

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