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  • Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.
  • Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.
  • The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
  • Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.
  • Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.
  • Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?