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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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Ah, the power of coffee and carbs – the ultimate duo for life's questionable moments! ☕🥯 Who needs problem-solving skills when you've got a hot coffee and a crispy bagel on your side? They may not fix everything, but hey, at least they'll distract you from the chaos with their deliciousness! 😉 #CoffeeAndBagelToTheRescue

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, bagel, breakfast, change, coffee, comfort, crispy, hot, hurt, pleasure, simple, simple pleasure on Feb 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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