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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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"When you're naturally a walking comedy show 🤪🍹 Why wait for happy hour when you're a full-time entertainer, right?! 😆 #LivingMyBestLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged act, drunk, even, fool, humor, i, me, need, personality, spontaneity, thing on Feb 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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