My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

My life coach told me I didn't make the team.

Commentary:
Well, who needs a life coach when you’ve got rejection coming at you left and right? 🤷‍♂️ Looks like even the team didn’t want you, but hey, at least you have a great sense of humor to fall back on! 😉 Just think of it as an opportunity to excel in solo sports like napping or Netflix marathons. 🏆 Keep that chin up, champ!

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