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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Commentary:
"Flirting level: Expert in awkwardness 🤪 Who needs pickup lines when you've got a collection of bizarre statements? Just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks! 🍝😅 #AwkwardlyCharming"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, conversation, dating, flirt, hope, humor, i, just, relationship, say, something, things, weird, weird things on Feb 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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