To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast. Commentary:"Ah, the luxurious life of a horse – wake up, munch on some hay, then doze off on it. Truly the embodiment of 'living the dream' 🐴🥖☀️ #HayGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice. Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene. It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.
