If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would… Commentary:"Dear thoughts, if you're going to crash at my mental place, could you at least do the dishes and take out the trash? 🗑️🧹 #MindfulLiving" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer. Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers. If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become. “It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.
