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  • If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.
  • Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.
  • I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.
  • I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.
  • Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.
  • The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.