If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

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Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.