If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Commentary:
Ah, the infamous “it’s fine” – the code every man fears! 🙈 Remember, when she says it’s fine, it’s probably time to start drafting your apology letter! 💌😅 #ProceedWithCaution

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