I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Living life as disappointing as an empty birthday card 🎂💸😆 Maybe I'll bring some unexpected surprises next time!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store. My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much. The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.