The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.
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Well, it sounds like you're the true CEO (Coolness Enhancing Officer) at your workplace! 💰😎 Keep shining bright like a diamond… or should I say, like a paycheck! 💎💸 #CoolCatBoss

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