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The only things that are really cool in my company are my s…

The only things that are really cool in my company are my s…

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Well, it sounds like you're the true CEO (Coolness Enhancing Officer) at your workplace! 💰😎 Keep shining bright like a diamond… or should I say, like a paycheck! 💎💸 #CoolCatBoss

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged company, cool, humor, me, only, salary, self, things on Mar 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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