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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.