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  • When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.
  • Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.
  • There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.
  • Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.
  • How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.
  • If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.