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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.