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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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🕵️‍♂️🍔🕶️ "Move over, sleek and suave Bond, it's time for the charmingly hefty agent to save the day! Who needs a martini when you can have a milkshake shaken, not stirred? 🍹💪 #LicenseToChill"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bond, character, fat, film, humor, i, james, James Bond, parody, ready, stereotype, think, world on Apr 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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