I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond. Commentary:🕵️♂️🍔🕶️ "Move over, sleek and suave Bond, it's time for the charmingly hefty agent to save the day! Who needs a martini when you can have a milkshake shaken, not stirred? 🍹💪 #LicenseToChill" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding. The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons. The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower. Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen. I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.