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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why th…

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why th…

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Well, that's like reading the last page of a book first! 📚🍿 Starting off with sex without the backstory is like showing up to a party fashionably late but missing all the juicy gossip! 😆 #JustGiveUsThePlotTwist

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged context, expectations, hate, humor, i, know, need, porn, sex, story, why on Apr 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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