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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.