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  • If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.
  • RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.
  • Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.
  • Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.
  • If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.
  • We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.