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  • Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.
  • The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.
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  • By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.
  • Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.
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