You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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“Who needs a message in a bottle when you can have a bottle with a message 🍹📜? Tequila has a way of making sure that message gets through loud and clear! Cheers to a truly effective communication strategy! 🎉😄 #TequilaTalks”

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