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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.