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When the Midwest calls, you better answer with a cold one in hand! πΉππ» #PatioGoals
Related Funny Quotes π€
- Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot itβs also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.
- Chugging a womanβs entire drink at the bar and then saying βyouβre safe, there is nothing in your drink.β
- Gang initiations from the Midwest be like βyou have to eat the entire potato salad.β
- You arenβt from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.
- Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.
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