Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve… Commentary:"Math and I had a 'complicated' relationship, so now it's just 'subtracting' from my life! 😂➖📚" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me. Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number. I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower! One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me. I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”