Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry. Commentary:"When pizza becomes a team sport! ππͺπ Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!" Related Funny Quotes π€ Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it. Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out. It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door. Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days. I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.
