I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through. Commentary:"When life gives you lemons, demand a dragon instead! 🐲🍋 #UpgradeTime" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats. Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast. I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon. This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.
