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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’…

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"Wine: the only fitness plan where every glass makes your inner model emerge 🍷💃✨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, alcohol, alcohol effects, confidence, drunk, effects, even, feel, fun, fun activity, humor, just, relaxation, relaxed, sexier, sudden, wine on May 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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