Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’… … Commentary:"Wine: the only fitness plan where every glass makes your inner model emerge 🍷💃✨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either. Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it. No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace. Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times. Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”