Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter. Commentary:"Ah, the perfect recipe for introvert sandwiches: socially distant but deliciously spread! π₯ππ" Related Funny Quotes π€ I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter Iβve eaten. I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms. A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me. There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink. Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.
