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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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"Guess I'm just one smart cookie crumbling under the pressure! 🍪😅 #DietGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cookie, craving, diet, feeling, food, food joke, humor, joke, snack, weird on Jun 2, 2025 by slickboy.

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