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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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"Same here—my taste buds are the real decision-makers! 🍕😂🥨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged almost, bad, bad decision, decision, decisions, eating, food, humor, lifestyle, relatable, self-deprecating on Jun 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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