Women are like apples; I like biting them. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like someone's looking for a 'core' relationship! ππ" Related Funny Quotes π€ Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples. I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession. I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second. Welcome to your 40s! Youβre gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples. One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.