I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to… Commentary:"Designated drivers beware: some folks are too talented at being backseat comedians! 😂🚗🍷" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me. Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking… My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.
