I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"True love is when morning breath becomes an aphrodisiac! 😘💨🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am. Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once. If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning. My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird. I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.
