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"True love is when morning breath becomes an aphrodisiac! 😘💨🤣"
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- I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.
- Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.
- If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.
- My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.
- I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.
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