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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?