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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.