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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.