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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.