I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat. Commentary:"Happy to keep Mark's sandwich fund going! 🥪💻🤣 #FullTimeScroller" Related Funny Posts 🤝 These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar. For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook. People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?” If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents. Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.
