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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”