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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?